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This week we revisit Clarkson as our Motor Critic of the week, his witty reviews of cars provide a good proportion of comic critique and unfiltered opinion:

“I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said, “You know, can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.” – Jeremy on Jay Kay’s Ferrari Enzo

“Ferrari is so pleased with it, they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car…”The Colin”. ” – Ferrari Enzo

“It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive… so has it worked? – Oh.. Ohh, my God. No… no… no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t. ” – TVR Tuscan 2

“You see, my wife loves this car. She loves the noise and the vibrations and the sense of danger and the way that when you over-rev it, the whole dash lights up like a baboon’s backside. Richard Hammond on the other hand, he pretty much hates it. He says its too difficult and too complicated and that all the stitching in here looks like the kind of stitching you find when someone’s tried to mend their own shoes.” – TVR Tuscan 2

We have constructed a page along side this blog series of all the motoring quotes we collect. This is viewable from the following link – read the best, funniest and most quality motor critics around:

http://www.wheels-near-u.co.uk/motor_critic_of_the_week_quotes